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here's very funny explanations for all scientific terms. surely not mine. credit goes to the website (i dont remember which one i took this from) from where i took this.

     The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the 

mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable 

to anyone reading a PhD dissertation or academic paper. 

"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"... 

I didn't look up the original reference. 

"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"... 

These data are practically meaningless. 

"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS"... 

An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published. 

"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"... 

The other results didn't make any sense. 

"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN"... 

This is the prettiest graph. 

"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"... 

I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded. 

"IN MY EXPERIENCE"... 

Once. 

"IN CASE AFTER CASE"... 

Twice. 

"IN A SERIES OF CASES"... 

Thrice. 

"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"... 

I think. 

"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"... 

A couple of others think so, too. 

"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" ... 

Wrong. 

"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS"... 

Rumour has it. 

"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS"... 

A wild guess. 

"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"... 

Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass iced tea. 

"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS"... 

I don't understand it. 

"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"... 

They don't understand it either. 

"THANKS ARE DUE TO JOE BLOTZ FOR ASSISTANCE WITH THE EXPERIMENT AND TO CINDY ADAMS FOR VALUABLE DISCUSSIONS"... 

Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explained to me what it meant. 

"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY"... 

A totally useless topic selected by my committee. 

"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"... 

I quit. 

PIZZA - EXPERIMENTS:

cooking experiments : a type of experiment which is more difficult compared to physics or chemistry.        

 i have once done this gud pizza experiment and the result was:

 

                     

exactly.it got burnt.

                          but i tried it once again.this time its awesome (fine fine a little bit of exaggeration).but it was good enough.want a proof? ....if im alive and well enough to write this post after eating the pizza then absolutely the pizza was not that bad enough.

 wait... it wasnt me who took the first bite.i gave it to two other people to check the effects.luckily they are still alive! ^^)

LION OF INDIA

Its arriving. the martyr's b'day.i did not really know wat to write today(sep 24) but i had a very gud topic at hand.it was about my favorite hero in real life

BHAGAT SINGH

he was born on September 28^th in Lyllapur and was an indian freedom fighter.he did not involve mass crowds in his protests but was one among them.but he went into the heart of many youths and till date he does the same.

wat i like the most in him is his courage and bravery and ofcourse his patriotism.no one would have dared to leave the house for the sake of country and escape marriage for it in one's teen age.he threw bombs at the assembly but with an intention of not hurting anyone.he was dared enough to revenge against lala's death knowing the consequences that followed.even in the jail he was fighting for indian rights.

if a person likes to be a patriot he may follow bhagat singh.he was hanged on march 23rd at the age of only 23.though his life was short,his ideas are still resonating in every indian's heart.i salute him and hail him for all that he has done for india.he has been my inspiration for many years and will continue to be so.