BOSSKEY'S WORDS: fantastic and funny!! :D

Here are three gud funny sentences given by Bosskey - a comedian of Chennai... found this in today's Newspaper.. Therefore the courtesy goes to Chennai Times- Times of India..the words in pink are my comments!

• Cricketers usually practise in the nets. But this time, the match itself will be played under security nets!(only u can  think such things 'motta boss')
• The authorities need not worry about the lack of audience for Test matches as they've already posted a lot of security personnel to watch the match.(so u r clear u won't be there! neither will I :P )
• When u want rain in Chennai, the authorities should slot a cricket match.When you want it to stop raining, the weather authorities should declare a holiday for schools and colleges.(How like minded we are!)
  

QUIZZING EXPERIENCE

Hi all,

         A warm greetings to u.Posting after a long time. This time its quite about myself.Today we had a quiz competition.I was selected for participating in it.

                       There are five houses in our school. I belong to Gandhi. There were four in each team. each grl from diff class.Unlike other house grls we became frnds in the very fourth second.may be that was one of our plus point.the next plus was we were laughing out loud by making fun and cracking jokes on our weakness.. we laughed out of nervousness and excitement but that made us lose all the tension..Thus we were ready with ourselves...

                      We were like the only group that was noisy with laughter and jokes :P . it was so awesome to be among those gud 3 quizmates of mine. Then we started the quiz when we found even our principal was to watch it! Man! NOOOOO .. wat if we muffled with the answers!!!!!!!! Ah ! We felt like we should run away out the next minuite ..forgetting the class, the school, the nationality... Then courage went into us after a silence of 3 minuites .. we forgot our surrounding and started concentrating on our questions.

                     The frst round was general knowledge round.We were considerably very good in that round.We answered our direct questions and also the questions that came passed to us. We were like increasing our points considerably well. The second round.. History. The frst thing i made clear was i don't touch my History book.And as we expected there was no much points made for history round as each group got only one question.They announced the scores and we and Nehru house were in the frst place with a tie.. (Gandhi and Nehru were very good frnds as people.. But in houses i don't know y they always cut across our house! :( )

                      Then came the stills round.. we were able to make out two of the stills which made the quiz master say "good in answering passed questions" {wat can we do? they asked simple questions to other teams and tough questions to us.. :( } the worst part of the comedy was they showed a spider pic and asked which spider it was. I looked up and saw the spider to be black.So I answerd it was Black Widow {as i thought they don't need to concentrate on any other spider :P} . but it was rit!!!! that was the frst time i saw black widow... :D 

                     Then came the science round. Not a bad performance.. Actually we did a better job.. The interest of snakes of my team mate made her answer a question regarding snakes! and we also answered a few more..and at the end we were leading Nehru house by 10 points..

                      The last round came.. the audio round.. As some know i am a fan of ARR and the misfortune played well with me by giving a ARR related question to 'NEHRU' house.. And those people there were not sure who composed the music that was played and they did not know any other name than ARR.so they said it and got it rit! Damn timings! if they had not known we would have surely given the ans as i found the other team breaking their heads.. but we also gave an answer for an audio clip played to us..

                        Before all these rounds we did a written test on lateral thinking and we think we did a better job there but we did not get the results of it..

                        And the time came when they were to announce the winners.. the fifth, the fourth , the third, and we expected the name Nehru to get the sencond but... unfortunately our name was announced the second. the whole Nehru house in the crowd roared assuming the frst.. finally we found we stayed behind by three points.. But we took it as 'its all in the game' where i mentioned 'its all in the trophy' !

What is it leading to?........

hi all,,,,

                         

           

                  Today trying to hold on to the current topic .... the arrest of the MNS leader... where did it all start?

 

                      The leader says its wrong for Mr.Bachan to earn in Maharashtra and invest in some other part.. My question is that 'is it wrong if Mr.Bachan earns in India and invests in India?'

                     

                    This is totally stupid to take on such a matter as an acquisition and The Leader(of all the immoral activities happening rit now) has brought in such devastating consequences... he converted whole India into different groups...where has the motto of "UNITY IN DIVERSITY" gone?? Is this fair for a party opting for taking up the rule? Can such an organisation be a party first of all ?

                        To follow suit,JD has burnt a train (father's property haan?), and Biharians have started to oppose Bollywood films.. what are they thinking in their minds is a matter without a single clue. touching a national and public property out of a dispute (sometimes pointless as this) is very very insane.If 'the leader' is arrested let him prove himself out of it. He caused the trouble and whole India knows it.. Why should anyone try to create a fuzz over this matter?

                                 If each state starts fighting like this , I am sure we will have no peace at all and I think we should enter the policy of Dual citizenship.. What is the govt trying to do over these matter...

                      Regional and Language fanatism brought in by any political party is just the buissiness trick and they wouldn't mind how many Indians die on that case of hailing Marathi's.

                  This is my country India and I have all the freedom to roam anywhere be it Mumbai Delhi or Kolkatta? I have all rights to invest my earning in any part of my country.. The bollywood directors have equal rights to screen their films in any part of the country... think of the country .. not of the region .. 

               Let the same unity that sprung out when the Indian cricket team won in the T20 world cup, when a Punjabi won the Gold Medal in olympics , when a tamil rocks the world with his power of playing Chess,when scientists from various places worked on the same mission - Chandrayaan , spring even now to put an end to this issue... let 'Jai Hind' be the word in your tongue more than 'Jai Marathi, Jai Gujarathi and so on'

RAIN - my best friend......

hi all......

         extremely happy out of the cold climate my sweet rain provides all these days...so wonderful to spend class hours watching rain { i hope no one listens the teach ... even if we do i don't think we would not be sleeping in this climate the next minuite } and to chat with my friends ..oh god!!!

               Though rain often makes us sick it is always welcomed by us.. im not sick at all this time..im so happy and its announced that we are gonna have a rainy day holiday again.. i already mentioned we would enjoy much more holidays and its gonna be a gr8 time at home watching Mr.Rain pouring down !!!  

              

                 A rainy day and a packet of samosa....... ah my god would there be any other treat on earth better than that.. but i have never enjoyed such a treat and hopefull to enjoy this time -->

 

          i dont know how a poet was able to write " rain rain go away, come again another day" ??? 

i would love " rain rain don't go away , go away some other day"

RAINY DAY -- HOLIDAY.....

Hi all,

           ought to be my post after a long time..... Today free of school bcoz of rain.but its the fate of my city that whenever the govt announces of a holiday due to rain there will be no rain on that day.but its lovely by being dark and cold... so chilled and its thrilling coz i've never felt so chill all this year.. the monsoon has started its work and im sure we may enjoy more holidays like this.Who wants to go to school at such a gloomy weather?! We can't see the class room board itself not becoz of the darkness but bcoz of our half eye due to sleep. 

                                                   On such a day teachers seem to be singing lullaby and all thats written on the board seems to be the characters in our dream..books turn boring and desks turn into beds with our sweet big books as pillows!!      

                        

                  hmm... schooling on a rainy day is not a big problem unless teachers take lessons..........!

FUN FUN FUN :))

here's very funny explanations for all scientific terms. surely not mine. credit goes to the website (i dont remember which one i took this from) from where i took this.

     The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the 

mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable 

to anyone reading a PhD dissertation or academic paper. 

"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"... 

I didn't look up the original reference. 

"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"... 

These data are practically meaningless. 

"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS"... 

An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published. 

"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"... 

The other results didn't make any sense. 

"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN"... 

This is the prettiest graph. 

"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"... 

I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded. 

"IN MY EXPERIENCE"... 

Once. 

"IN CASE AFTER CASE"... 

Twice. 

"IN A SERIES OF CASES"... 

Thrice. 

"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"... 

I think. 

"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"... 

A couple of others think so, too. 

"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" ... 

Wrong. 

"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS"... 

Rumour has it. 

"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS"... 

A wild guess. 

"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"... 

Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass iced tea. 

"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS"... 

I don't understand it. 

"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"... 

They don't understand it either. 

"THANKS ARE DUE TO JOE BLOTZ FOR ASSISTANCE WITH THE EXPERIMENT AND TO CINDY ADAMS FOR VALUABLE DISCUSSIONS"... 

Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explained to me what it meant. 

"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY"... 

A totally useless topic selected by my committee. 

"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"... 

I quit. 

PIZZA - EXPERIMENTS:

cooking experiments : a type of experiment which is more difficult compared to physics or chemistry.        

 i have once done this gud pizza experiment and the result was:

 

                     

exactly.it got burnt.

                          but i tried it once again.this time its awesome (fine fine a little bit of exaggeration).but it was good enough.want a proof? ....if im alive and well enough to write this post after eating the pizza then absolutely the pizza was not that bad enough.

 wait... it wasnt me who took the first bite.i gave it to two other people to check the effects.luckily they are still alive! ^^)

LION OF INDIA

Its arriving. the martyr's b'day.i did not really know wat to write today(sep 24) but i had a very gud topic at hand.it was about my favorite hero in real life

BHAGAT SINGH

he was born on September 28^th in Lyllapur and was an indian freedom fighter.he did not involve mass crowds in his protests but was one among them.but he went into the heart of many youths and till date he does the same.

wat i like the most in him is his courage and bravery and ofcourse his patriotism.no one would have dared to leave the house for the sake of country and escape marriage for it in one's teen age.he threw bombs at the assembly but with an intention of not hurting anyone.he was dared enough to revenge against lala's death knowing the consequences that followed.even in the jail he was fighting for indian rights.

if a person likes to be a patriot he may follow bhagat singh.he was hanged on march 23rd at the age of only 23.though his life was short,his ideas are still resonating in every indian's heart.i salute him and hail him for all that he has done for india.he has been my inspiration for many years and will continue to be so.