BOSSKEY'S WORDS: fantastic and funny!! :D

Here are three gud funny sentences given by Bosskey - a comedian of Chennai... found this in today's Newspaper.. Therefore the courtesy goes to Chennai Times- Times of India..the words in pink are my comments!

• Cricketers usually practise in the nets. But this time, the match itself will be played under security nets!(only u can  think such things 'motta boss')
• The authorities need not worry about the lack of audience for Test matches as they've already posted a lot of security personnel to watch the match.(so u r clear u won't be there! neither will I :P )
• When u want rain in Chennai, the authorities should slot a cricket match.When you want it to stop raining, the weather authorities should declare a holiday for schools and colleges.(How like minded we are!)